Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone2001

Harry:
[to the Dursleys; angrily after Vernon refuses Harry's entrance to Hogwarts because they swore when the took him in to "put a stop to all this rubbish"] You knew! You knew all along and you never told me?!

Aunt Petunia:
[bitterly] Of course we knew! How could you not be? My perfect sister being what she was? My mother and father were so proud the day she got her letter. "We have a witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful?" I was the only one who saw her for what she was: a freak! And then she met that Potter, and she had you, and I knew you'd be the same. Just as strange, just as... abnormal. And then, if you please, she went and got herself blown up and we got landed with you!

Harry:
"Blown up"?! You told me my parents died in a car crash!

Hagrid:
A CAR CRASH?! A car crash kill Lily an' James Potter?!

Aunt Petunia:
[sheepishly] We had to tell him something...

Hagrid:
It's an outrage! It's a scandal!

Uncle Vernon:
He will not be going!

Hagrid:
[somewhat amused] Oh, and I suppose a great Muggle like yourself's gonna stop him, are ya?

Harry:
"Muggle"?

Hagrid:
Err, non-magic folk. [to the Dursleys, angrily] This boy's had his name down ever since he was born! He's going to the finest school of Witchcraft and Wizardry in the world, and he'll be under the finest headmaster that Hogwarts has ever seen: Albus Dumbledore. [In the meantime, Hagrid is unaware of Dudley stealing the cake he made for Harry]

Uncle Vernon:
I will not pay to have some crackpot old fool teach him magic tricks!

[Visibly angered, Hagrid whips out his umbrella and points it threateningly at Uncle Vernon.]

Hagrid:
Never. Insult. Albus Dumbledore. In front of me.

[Hagrid sees Dudley eating Harry's cake and points his umbrella at him. A Pig's tail appears on his backside. The Dursley scream and run out of the room]