Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix2007

[At Harry's trial]

Dumbledore:
Witness for the defense, Albus Percival Wulfric... Brian... Dumbledore.

Fudge:
You, you got our message that the time and place of the hearing had been changed, did you?

Dumbledore:
I must have missed it. But by a happy mistake I arrived at the Ministry three hours early. [Pause] The charges?

Fudge:
The charges against the accused are as follows; that he did knowingly and in full awareness of the illegality of his actions, produced a Patronus charm in the presence of a Muggle. Do you deny producing said Patronus?

Harry:
No, I--

Fudge:
[Interrupting Harry] And you were aware that you were forbidden to use magic outside school while under the age of seventeen?

Harry:
Yes, but--

Cornelius Fudge:
Witches and wizards of the Wizengamot--

Harry:
I was only doing it because of the Dementors!

Amelia Bones:
Dementors? In Little Whinging?

Fudge:
That's quite clever. Muggles can't see Dementors, can they boy? Highly convenient.

Harry:
I'm not lying, there were two of them and if I hadn't--

Fudge:
[Interrupting Harry again] Enough! I'm sorry to interrupt what I'm sure would have been a very well rehearsed story, but since you can produce no witnesses of the event--

Dumbledore:
Pardon me Minister, but as it happens we can.