Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix2007

Amelia Bones:
Please describe the attack. What did they look like?

Mrs. Figg:
Well one of them was very large, and the other rather skinny.

Cornelius Fudge:
Not the boys, the Dementors.

Mrs. Figg:
Alright, right, well um, big. Cloaked. Then everything went cold, as though all the happiness had gone from the world.

Cornelius Fudge:
Now look here, Dementors don't just wander into a Muggle suburb and happen across a wizard, the odds are astronomical.

Dumbledore:
I don't think anyone would believe the Dementors were there by coincidence, Minister.

Umbridge:
Ahem. I'm sure I must have misunderstood you, Professor. Dementors are after all under the control of the Ministry of Magic. So silly of me but it sounded, for a moment, as though you were suggesting that the Ministry had ordered the attack on this boy.

Dumbldore:
That would be disturbing indeed, Madame Under-Secretary, which is why I'm sure the Ministry will be mounting a full-scale inquiry into why the two Dementors were so far away from Azkaban and why they mounted an attack without authorization. Of course, there is someone who might be behind the attack. Cornelius, I implore you to see reason. The evidence the Dark Lord's return is incontrovertible.

Fudge:
He's not back!

Dumbledore:
In the matter of Harry Potter, the law clearly states that magic may be used before Muggles in life-threatening situations.

Cornelius Fudge:
Laws can be changed if necessary, Dumbledore!

Dumbledore:
Clearly, it has become practice to hold a full criminal trial to deal with a simple matter of under-age magic.

Amelia Bones:
Those in favor of conviction?

[Fudge raises his hand followed by some other people including Umbridge]

Amelia Bones:
Those in favor of clearing the accused of all charges?

[Most people raise their hand, including Amelia Bones and Miss. Figg, who actually has no vote in this]

Cornelius Fudge:
[Reluctantly] Cleared of all charges!