Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix2007

Hermione:
[referring to Harry's kiss] Well, how was it?

Harry:
Wet. Well, she was sort of... crying.

Ron:
That bad at it, are you?

Hermione:
I'm sure Harry's kissing is more than satisfactory. Cho spends half her time crying these days.

Ron:
Think a bit of snogging would cheer her up.

Hermione:
Don't you understand how she must be feeling? [Ron and Harry just stare at her] Well, obviously she's feeling sad about Cedric, and therefore confused about liking Harry and guilty about kissing him. Conflicted because Umbridge is threatening to sack her mother from her job at the Ministry and frightened of failing her O.W.L.'s because she's so busy worrying about everything else.

Ron:
One person couldn't feel all that. They'd explode!

Hermione:
Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon!