Hot Fuzz

Hot Fuzz2007

Director: Edgar Wright
Stars: Jim Broadbent, Kenneth Cranham, Timothy Dalton, Julia Deakin, Patricia Franklin
Genre: Comedy
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 121 minutes

Hot Fuzz is a 2007 film directed by Edgar Wright and written by Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright. The plot involves a London Metropolitan Police Officer who is relocated to a small village because of overachieving in his job. However, he soon finds that … more »



Peter Ian Staker:
[on the phone, politely] Morning, the swan's escaped.

Nicholas Angel:
[looking around the office, certain it is a prank] The swan's escaped. Right, and where has the swan escaped from, exactly?

Peter Ian Staker:
The castle.

Nicholas Angel:
Oh yeah, and who might you be?

Peter Ian Staker:
Mr. Staker. Mr. Peter Ian Staker.

Nicholas Angel:
[annoyed] PI Staker? Right, PISSTAKER! COME ON!!

[cut to Angel, standing outside the castle in front of Peter Ian Staker]

Nicholas Angel:
Yes Mr. Staker, we'll do everything we can. Can you describe it?

Peter Ian Staker:
It's about two-feet tall, long slender neck, kinda orange and black bill...

Nicholas Angel:
Anything else?

Peter Ian Staker:
Well... it's a swan.

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