Hot Fuzz2007

[watching an elderly man in a large, thick green coat pass by]

Nicholas Angel:
What about this guy?

Danny Butterman:
[surprised] Mr. Treacher?

Nicholas Angel:
Yeah, why has he got that big coat on? He can't be cold, why the extra layer? Maybe he's trying to hide something.

Danny Butterman:
[incredulously] Mr. Treacher?

[Nicholas turns his attention to a young man in a purple track suit, whose white cap is pulled down over the top of his face]

Nicholas Angel:
Okay, what about this guy? Why has he got his hat pulled down like that?

Danny Butterman:
He's f***-ugly?

Nicholas Angel:
Or he doesn't want you to see his face.

Danny Butterman:
BECAUSE he's f***-ugly.

Nicholas Angel:
[turning his attention to yet another suspicious character, this time a tall, muscular brute] What's his story?

Danny Butterman:
Oh, that's Lurch.

Nicholas Angel:
Go on.

Danny Butterman:
He's a trolley boy at the local supermarket.

Nicholas Angel:
Uh-huh.

Danny Butterman:
Real name Michael Armstrong.

Nicholas Angel:
Mmm-hmm.

Danny Butterman:
Dad says he's got a child's mind.

Nicholas Angel:
Okay.

Danny Butterman:
He lives up Summer Street with his mum and his sister.

Nicholas Angel:
And are they as big as he is?

Danny Butterman:
Who?

Nicholas Angel:
The mum and the sister?

Danny Butterman:
Same person.

Nicholas Angel:
[Thinks on this briefly, then gives up] What shop were you thinking of?