Hot Fuzz2007

[Nicholas and Danny have just chased down a speeding vehicle. Nicholas confronts the driver, Martin Blower and his partner Eve Draper]

Martin Blower:
[unctiously] Was I going a tad fast, officer?

Nicholas Angel:
[reading his license] Yes you were Mister... Blower.

Martin Blower:
Well now you see, we are staging a homage to William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet and we're a little late for the dress rehearsal. I'm playing the eponymous hero. Romeo, not Juliet. [Eve Draper giggles, annoyingly]

[he sees that Nicholas is copying down everything that he is saying on his notepad]

Martin Blower:
What are you writing?

Nicholas Angel:
Everything you're saying, I might need to refer to it later.

Martin Blower:
Now officer, I am a respected solicitor so there's no need to-- look, just stop writing. Look, I am merely trying to explain why I might have exceeded the speed limit.

Nicholas Angel:
[reading from his notepad] You're playing the male lead in a homage to William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet and you're late for the dress rehearsal. Do you think this is a sufficient reason to travel at 48 in a 30 zone?

Martin Blower:
But I--

Nicholas Angel:
To flout speed limits specifically put in place to save lives?

Martin Blower:
Oh, now this is preposterous!

Nicholas Angel:
[writing] 'Preposterous.'

Martin Blower:
[exasperated] Look! Stop WRITING!

Nicholas Angel:
'Stop writing.'