Hot Fuzz2007

Nicholas Angel:
[Angel puts some coins in the swear box] LESLIE TILLER WAS F***ING MURDERED!

DC Andy Cartwright:
Just like Tim Messenger?

Nicholas Angel:
Yes!

DS Andy Wainwright:
And George Merchant?

Nicholas Angel:
Yes!

DC Andy Cartwright:
And Eve Draper?

Nicholas Angel:
Yes!

DS Andy Wainwright:
Martin Blower?

Nicholas Angel:
No, actually.

DS Andy Wainwright and DC Andy Cartwright:
Really?

Nicholas Angel:
'COURSE HE F***ING WAS! [Danny puts money in the swear box] Thank you Danny!

DS Andy Wainwright:
Murder, murder, murder. Change the f***in' record! [DC Cartwright puts money in the swear box] Thank you Andy.

Sergeant Tony Fisher:
Come on Sergeant, you've gotta accept that it was just another nasty accident.

Nicholas Angel:
What are you suggesting?! That Leslie Tiller tripped and fell on her own shears?

Seargent Tony Fisher:
Ben Fletcher fell on his pitchfork the other week.

PC Doris Thatcher:
Yeah, accidents happen all the time. What makes you think it was MURDER?

Nicholas Angel:
BECAUSE I WAS THERE!!!

DC Andy Cartwright:
There's a point. Why were you there?

Nicholas Angel:
I was buying... Constable Butterman a Japanese peace lily for his birthday.

DS Andy Wainwright:
What absolute horseshit!

Nicholas Angel:
I chased a suspect from the scene! Innocent people don't run!

Seargent Tony Fisher:
Maybe it was our old friend the Cactus Thief?

PC Doris Thatcher:
Oh yeah, he was a prickly customer, weren't he? Ha ha!

Nicholas Angel:
AM I GOING COMPLETELY MAD?!

DS Andy Wainwright:
[Robert De Niro impression] Maybe you are. Maybe you did it.

DC Andy Cartwright:
Seeing how you're such a big fan of murder!

Nicholas Angel:
WHAT THE F-

Frank Butterman:
Sergeant Angel?

Nicholas Angel:
YES?! [calms down] Sir?