The Hudsucker Proxy1994

Lou:
I got gas, Bennie.

Bennie:
Yeah...tell me about it.

Lou:
No kiddin', Bennie. I got gas.

Bennie:
Ya get the special?

Lou:
Fah from it... [wistles as Amy enters the diner] ...Enter the dame.

Bennie:
There's one in every story.

Lou:
Ten bucks says she's looking for a handout.

Bennie:
Twenty bucks says not here she don't find one.

Lou:
She's looking for her mark.

[Amy sits next to Norville]

Lou:
She finds him.

Bennie:
She sits down and orders a light lunch. [Amy orders lunch from the waitress] How will she pay for this lunch?

Lou:
She looks in her purse...

[Amy holds her wallet upside down]

Bennie:
No money.

Lou:
The mark notices.

Bennie:
He's not noticing, Bennie.

Lou:
Maybe he's wise.

Bennie:
He don't look wise. Plan two: Here come the waterworks.

[Amy begins to cry]

Lou Yellowstone.

Bennie:
Old Faithful.

Lou:
Hello, Niagara.

[Amy elbow Norville]

Bennie:
He notices. He's concerned.

Lou:
She explains her predicament, and...

Both:
...Enter the light lunch.

[The waitress serves Amy's lunch as Amy continues to talk to Norville]

Bennie:
She's got other problems, of course.

Lou:
There's illness in the family.

Bennie:
Her mother needs an operation...

Lou:
Adenoids.

Bennie:
[with Amy] Lumbago. Oh, that gag's got whiskers on it.

Lou:
She's losing him, Bennie.

Bennie:
Maybe he's wise.

Lou:
He don't look wise.

[Norville turns to leave]

Bennie:
How does she pull this out?

Lou:
She better think fast.

Bennie:
She isn't.

[Amy places her hand on her forehead]

Both:
She is!

[Amy faints so that Norville has no choice but to catch her and holds her awkwardly, looking around for help]

Lou:
She's good, Bennie.

Bennie:
She's damn good, Lou.

Waitress:
[interrupts] Can I get you boys anything else?

Bennie:
Bromo.

Lou:
Bromo.