Idiocracy2006

Joe:
For the last time, I'm pretty sure what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.

Secretary of State:
But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

Attorney General:
"So wait a minute. What you're saying is that you want us to put water on the crops.

Joe:
Yes.

Attorney General:
Water. Like out the toilet?

Joe:
Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that's the idea.

Secretary of State:
But Brawndo's got what plants crave.

Attorney General:
It's got electrolytes.

Joe:
Okay, look. The plants aren't growing, so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo's not working. Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.

Secretary of Energy:
Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.

Secretary of State:
Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?

Joe:
Okay, look. You wanna solve this problem. I wanna get my pardon. So why don't we just try it, okay, and not worry about what plants crave?

Attorney General:
Brawndo's got what plants crave.

Secretary of Energy:
Yeah, it's got electrolytes.

Joe:
What are electrolytes? Do you even know?

Secretary of State:
It's what they use to make Brawndo.

Joe:
Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?

Secretary of Defense:
'Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes.