Jurassic Park 32001

Billy:
[noticing Paul struggling with getting his backpack on] So Mr. Kirby, when you climbed K-2, did you base camp at 25 or 30,000 feet?

Paul Kirby:
[hesitatingly] 30,000 feet. We were pretty close to the top.

Billy:
Yea, you were about 1,000 feet above it, actually.

Paul Kirby:
No, no, no. That's a common mistake

Dr. Alan Grant:
Mr. Kirby, there's no such thing as Kirby Enterprises, is there?

Paul Kirby:
It's Kirby's Paint and Tile Plus. The "Plus" stands for bathroom fixtures; we're in the Lakewood Shopping Center in Enid, Oklahoma.

Billy:
So I suppose that check you wrote us is no good.

Paul Kirby:
No, I will pay you the money!

Dr. Alan Grant:
This is good! Here we are on the worst place on earth, and we're not even getting paid!

Paul Kirby:
OK, look, if you ever need to do a kitchen or bathroom...