The Karate Kid1984

Mr. Miyagi comes home from fishing and finds Daniel close to finishing painting his house.

Mr. Miyagi:
Oop. Miss spot.

Daniel:
What spot? Hey, how come you didn't tell me you were going fishing?

Mr. Miyagi:
You not here when I go.

Daniel:
Maybe I would've like to have gone. You ever think about that?

Mr. Miyagi:
You karate training.

Daniel:
I'm WHAT?! I'm being your goddamn slave man is what I'm being! Now we made a deal here.

Mr. Miyagi:
So?

Daniel:
So? So you're supposed to teach and I'm supposed to learn remember? For four days, I've been busting my ass and I haven't learned a goddamn thing!

Mr. Miyagi:
Hah, learn plenty!

Daniel:
I've learned plenty! I've learned how to sand your decks maybe! How about wash your cars, paint your house, paint your fence. I've learned plenty!

Mr. Miyagi:
Oh, Daniel-san not everything is as seems.

Daniel:
Oh bullshit! I'm going home man!

Mr. Miyagi:
Daniel-san! Daniel-san!!

Daniel:
What?

Mr. Miyagi:
Show me sand floor.

Daniel:
I can't move my arm, alright? [Mr. Miyagi claps then rubs his hands quickly] What are you doing? What? [Mr. Miyagi starts massaging Daniel's arm] Ow! Ow, what are you doing?

Mr. Miyagi:
Now show me sand floor.

[Daniel's pain has been supressed]

Daniel:
How did you do that?

Mr. Miyagi:
SHOW!!!