She's the Man2006

Viola:
[as Sebastian] Hey. HEY! What up? You must be my room-mates.

Duke:
[laughs]

[Viola clears throat]

Duke:
What-what's your name?

Viola:
Sebastian Hastings.

Duke:
Duke Orsino.

Viola:
[grunts]

Duke:
Um, ok, ok, ok, ok! Um, this is Andrew and Toby. They live next door.

Andrew:
Yeah, freshman dorms thattaway, twiglet.

Toby:
Seriously, how old are you?

Viola:
I skipped a couple of grades. I'm brilliant, shh! Anyway, you know when our soccer try-outs start?

Duke:
Noon. You play?

Viola:
Absolutely. Centre-forward. You know it, bra. So, uh, you play the beautiful sport, bro? Brothers? Brethren?

Duke:
Yeah, I'm a striker. Andrew and Toby are half-backs.

Viola:
Schveet!

Duke:
Ok, w-why do you have tampons in your boot?

Viola:
Um, I get really bad nose bleeds?

Andrew:
So you stick 'em up your nose?

Viola:
Yeah! What, you've, you've never done that?

[Boys shake head]

Viola:
Oh my! Beckhem does it all the time.

Duke:
Serious?

Viola:
Yes. Look, let me show you how to do it. Take that off and whatever that is, and, and you stick it right in. It absorbs right up!

Duke:
That's disgusting!

Andrew:
Oh my god! You're room-mates a freak!