Avengers: Infinity War2018

[Iron Man, Spider-Man and Doctor Strange land on the Q-Ship in Titan]

Iron Man:
[panting] That was close. I owe you one.

Spider-Man:
Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.

Iron Man:
I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?

Spider-Man:
I'm trying to say that... something is coming.

[Suddenly, an grenade appears out of nowhere and explodes Iron Man, Spider-Man and Doctor Strange, then Star-Lord, Drax and Mantis arrive and attack everyone]

Drax:
THANOS!!!!

[Drax throws the knife at Doctor Strange, Strange blocks the shield, Drax roars and Strange throws the Cloak of Levitation at Drax, Star-Lord fights Iron Man and detonates him, Spider-Man scared to Mantis]

Spider-Man:
AHH! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! WHOA! PLEASE DON'T PUT YOUR EGGS IN ME!

[Spider-Man throws the Spider-Web at Mantis. Star-Lord kicks Spider-Man out of her way.]

Star-Lord:
Stay down, clown!

[Star-Lord fights Spider-Man, Drax grabs the Cloak]

Drax:
Die, blanket of death!

[Iron Man rips the Cloak off Drax which returns to Strange, Star-Lord grabs Spider-Man and holds his ground]

Star-Lord:
ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY STAY WHERE YOU ARE! CHILL THE F OUT! I'm gonna ask you this one time: Where is Gamora?

Iron Man:
[raises his voice] Yeah, I'll do you one better. Who is Gamora?

Drax:
[also raises his voice] I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?

Star-Lord:
[aims his Quad-Blaster at Spidey's head] Tell me where the girl is, or I swear I'm gonna french-fry this little freak!

Iron Man:
Let's do it! You shoot my guy, and I'll blast him, let's go! [puts his iron nano-repulsor weapon at Drax's face]

Drax:
DO IT, QUILL! I can take it.

Mantis:
No, he can't take it!

Strange:
She's right. You can't.

Star-Lord:
Oh, yeah? You don't want to tell me where she is? That's fine! I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it outta Thanos myself! [to Spider-Man] STARTING WITH YOU!

Dr. Strange:
[tries to clarify the situation] Wait, what? Thanos? Let me ask you this one time. What master do you serve?

Star-Lord:
What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say? Jesus?

Iron Man:
You're from Earth?

Star-Lord:
I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.

Iron Man:
Yeah, that's on Earth, ya DIPSHIT! What are you hassling us for?

Spider-Man:
So, you're not with Thanos?

Star-Lord:
[annoyed] With Thanos?! No, I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl. Wait... who are you?

Spider-Man:
[his mask comes off to reveal a severely affronted Peter Parker] We're the Avengers, man.

Mantis:
You're the ones Thor told us about!

Iron Man:
You know Thor!?

Star-Lord:
Yeah. Tall guy. Not that good looking. [Parker gives Star-Lord a confused look] Needed saving.

Dr. Strange:
... Where is he now?