Beetlejuice1988

Delia:
I can't believe we're eating Cantonese. Is there no Szechuan up here?

Lydia:
I plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that's in this food.

Delia:
This is our first meal in this house, so why don't we all do our little private parts to make it a pleasant one?

Charles:
Don't bait your mother, Pumpkin. As soon as we get settled, we'll build you a darkroom in the basement.

Lydia:
My whole life is a darkroom. One. Big. Dark. Room.

Delia:
So you were miserable in the city, and now you're going to be miserable out here in the sticks. At least someone's life hasn't been upheaved.