Capricorn One1977

Robert Caulfield:
You in charge here?

Albain:
See that sign there?

Caulfield:
Yes.

Albain:
Well, read it.

Caulfield:
I did.

Albain:
Out loud.

Caulfield:
A&A Crop Dusting Service.

Albain:
You wanna know who I am?

Caulfield:
I bet you're one of the A's.

Albain:
But which one? I bet you can't answer that question, smart-ass.

Caulfield:
The first one.

Albain:
Wrong.

Caulfield:
Can I have one more guess?

Albain:
You got it.

Caulfield:
The second one.

Albain:
Wrong. I'm both of them. My name is AlBaine. Now, I got a son. You know, the other A was for him but he don't like to fly. He became a lawyer. I think he's a pervert so I took the A away from him. You want to speak to someone in charge, you're speaking to the both of them.

Caulfield:
My name is Caulfield.

Albain:
Hey, I can't help that.