Cheech & Chong's Next Movie

Cheech & Chong's Next Movie1980

Genre: Comedy
Cheech & Chong's Next Movie is the second feature-length film by Cheech & Chong, released in 1980 by Universal Studios, and directed by Tommy Chong. more »



Cheech:
Hey, it's about time, man. [seeing a jar with a yellowish fluid inside] Hey, what do you got? Hey, give me some.

Chong:
What?

Cheech:
Give a drink, man. Come on, man, you drink it.

Chong:
What, this?

Cheech:
Yeah.

Chong:
Oh, go ahead, man. Help yourself. [hands him the jar]

Cheech:
Wait a minute... [sniffs the inside] Hey, man, that's pee!

Chong:
No kidding.

Cheech:
What are you doing with pee?

Chong:
That's for my probation officer, man.

Cheech:
What, does he drink pee?

Chong:
No, man. Last week, I was supposed to bring some in, you know.

Cheech:
Yeah?

Chong:
But I forgot to wash out the jar first, so he sees that mayonnaise floatin' around, and he'll think I'm on some kind of weird drug again, and I'm really gonna f*** with his mind this time, man.

Cheech:
Yeah, what did you do?

Chong:
Have my SISTER pee in it.

Cheech:
[laughs it out] Your sister?

Chong:
Yeah, she's pregnant!

[Both laugh]

Cheech:
Hey, did she get the weed?

Chong:
No, she's out of it, man. We're just waiting on some from Columbia.

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