Chicken Run2000

Ginger:
Think everyone, think. What haven't we tried yet?

Babs:
Uh--

Bunty:
We haven't tried not trying to escape.

Babs:
[happily] Hmm. That might work.

Ginger:
What about Edwina? How many more empty nests will it take?

Bunty:
Well, perhaps it wouldn't be empty if she'd spent more time laying and less time escaping!

Ginger:
So laying eggs all your life and then getting plucked, stuffed and roasted is good enough for you, is it?

Babs:
It's a living.

Ginger:
Do you know what the problem is? Are not just all around us. The fences are here in your head.

Ginger:
There is a better place out there, beyond on the hill, outdoors, trees and grass.

Ginger:
You imagine it, with fresh grass and green.

Chicken #1:
And who feeds us?

Ginger:
We feed ourselves.

Chicken #2:
Where is the farm?

Ginger:
There is no farm.

Babs:
Then where does the farmer live?

Ginger:
There is no farmer, Babs.

Babs:
Is he on holiday?

Ginger:
He isn't anywhere! Don't you get it? There's no role call, no dogs, no coups and locks and keys, and no fences!

Bunty:
In all my life, I've never heard such a fantastic... LOAD OF TRIPE!

[The chickens start murmuring]

Bunty:
Oh, face the facts, ducks. The chances of us getting out of here are 1,000,000 to 1.

Ginger:
Then there's still a chance.