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[Héctor steps up to the Departure Agent, disguised as Frida Kahlo]

Héctor:
Yes, it is I, Frida Kahlo. Shall we skip the scanner? I'm on so many ofrendas, it will just overwhelm your blinky thingy.

[The machine scans Héctor; an X appears on the screen, and a buzzer goes off.]

Departure Agent:
Whoa, shoot. Looks like no one put up your photo… Frida?

[Héctor sheds his disguise.]

Héctor:
Okay, when I said I was Frida, just now, that... that was a lie. And I apologize for doing that.

Departure Agent:
No photo on an ofrenda, no crossing the bridge.

Héctor:
You know what? I'm just gonna zip right over, you won't even know I'm gone!

[Héctor zooms toward the door and splits himself past the guard.]

Héctor:
Haha! [He rushes toward the bridge as Miguel watches; he begins to sink into the petals.] Almost... there... just a little... further... [struggles to stand up but fails] Ugh. [picked up by two guards]

Male guard:
Upsy daisy.

Héctor:
Fine! Okay! Fine! Who cares?! [spits out some petals] DUMB FLOWER BRIDGE!

Rosita:
Aw, I don't know what I'd do if no one put up my photo.

Arrival Agent:
Next!

Rosita:
Oh, come mijo! It's our turn!

Arrival Agent:
Welcome back, amigos! Anything to declare?

Julio:
A-as a matter of fact… yes. [shows him Miguel and giggles nervously]

Miguel:
Hola.

[The Arrival Agent's jaw literally drops, detaching from its skull.]