Deadpool 22018

Deadpool:
Why can't I f***ing die?

Colossus:
Take your mask off, Wade. We must talk. [Deadpool does so] You need fresh start. With train, you can be X-Man.

Deadpool:
You're wasting your time, Shiny Jesus. I'm not X-Men material.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead:
[enters the room with Yukio] Understatement of the year. Wade, Yukio. Yukio, Wade. [Yukio waves at Deadpool]

Deadpool:
What in the f***-knuckles is this?

Negasonic Teenage Warhead:
She's my girlfriend, you intolerant sh*t.

Deadpool:
Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends! I'm just surprised anyone would date you, especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. [winks at Yukio]

Yukio:
[smiling] I like this guy.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead:
Give him a chance. [to Deadpool] It's great seeing you like this.

Deadpool:
[laughs] Yeah.

Yukio:
[leaves the room with Negasonic Teenage Warhead] Bye, Wade. [waves back]