Despicable Me 32017

[the Minions are cheering because they want to go back to villainy]

Gru:
Guys! Shh, shh, shh, shh! I don't think you heard me right! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! This does not mean that we're going back to being villains!

Minions:
Awww...

Stuart:
Pinyoof la komiko!

Gru:
Okay, alright, I get it. Look, I know it's been a little tough lately, especially with Dr. Nefario accidentally freezing himself in carbonite.

[we see Dr. Nefario completely frozen while three Minions try to break him out]

Gru:
But our life of crime is over! Ugh. Mel! Mel, you're with me on this, right?

Mel:
Ugh! Looka! [starts a slideshow] Bueno!

[the slide is Gru riding a tank while carrying enormous sacks of money with a happy face]

Minions:
YEEEAAAAAHHH!!

Mel:
Pinyoof!

[the slide changes to Gru riding a lawnmower with a bored face]

Minions:
BOOOOOOOOO!!

Mel:
Bueno!

[the slide changes to Gru avoiding infrared lights while stealing a golden artifact]

Minions:
YEEEAAAAAHHH!!

Mel:
Pinyoof!

[the slide changes to Gru picking up Kyle's poop with a disgusted look on his face]

Minions:
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!

Mel:
Bueno!

[the slide changes to Gru about to detonate a load of dynamite with a gleeful look on his face]

Minions:
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

Mel:
Pinyoof!

[the slide changes to Gru unclogging a toilet with a plunger and a disgusted face]

Minions:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Mel:
MINIONS, NO LE PINYOOF! [the Minions all rouse up] Pinyoof, pinyoof, pinyoof!

Gru:
Guys, listen to me! Read my lips! Leso me lipo! Pomo doro la comquit!

[the Minions laugh]

Gru:
What? What did I say? [pulls out a Minions language book] It's not "comquit"? Ah, okay. Pomo doro la kumquat!

Mel:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Pulisso kumquit parado. Lury para yo.

Gru:
Don't take that tone with me! We're not going back to villainy!

Mel:
Uh? No pirany?

Gru:
Yes! And I don't want to hear another word about it!

[the Minions all blow raspberries at Gru]

Gru:
Look! If you guys don't stop right now, there will be consequences!

Mel:
Eh? Poro es me moro!

Gru:
Hey, don't say anything you're going to regret!

Mel:
Ooh, no re paros! El es quita! Choperu! [he and the other Minions leave]

Gru:
What, you quit?! You're serious? Come on!

[Bob angrily stomps on Mel's Gru hat and leaves with all the Minions... except for Dave and Jerry, who just walked into the room, unaware of what just happened]

Gru:
Dave, Jerry! Good news, guys! You've just been promoted! You're in charge now! Huh? Not bad?!

Dave and Jerry:
[whoop excitingly as they tear off their Hawaiian costumes and begin rubbing their butts together] ROOBA, ROOBA, ROOBA, ROOBA!

Gru:
Oh.. GEESH!