Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang2005

Stars: Robert Downey Jr., Val Kilmer, Michelle Monaghan, Corbin Bernsen
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Rating: R
Runtime: 103 minutes

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is a 2005 murder mystery thriller/comedy film set in Los Angeles that brings together a private eye, a struggling actress, and a thief masquerading as an actor. more »



Gay Perry:
I want you to picture a bullet inside your head right now. Can you do that for me?

Gunman:
F*** you. Anyway, that's ambiguous.

Gay Perry:
Ambiguous. No, no, I don't think so.

Harry:
No, I think what he means is that when you say "Picture it inside your head", okay, is that that a bullet will be inside your head. Or picture it in your head.

Gay Perry:
Harry will you shut up.

Harry:
Well, he's got a point.

Gunman:
Look, I don't know anything about a girl, seriously. I was bluffing.

[Harry begins unloading his revolver]

Harry:
Oh okay, you know what? I think you are bluffing right now.

Gay Perry:
Harry, what are you doing?

Harry:
[sticks one bullet in the cylinder and spins it] Well what I am doing for the guy who likes to bluff, is I am playing a little game called "Am I bluffing?" Where is she? Where the f*** is Harmony?

Gay Perry:
Harry...

Harry:
[spins the cylinder again and closes it] You want to play hard ball, I can do that. Where...is...the girl!

[The gun unexpectedly fires into the gunman's head]

Gay Perry:
What...did you just do!?!?!

Harry:
There was only one bullet in that right?

Gay Perry:
You put a live round into that gun?

Harry:
Well I didn't know, I thought there was like an...eight percent chance.

Gay Perry:
Eight?

Harry:
Eight...

Gay Perry:
Eight!? Who taught you math!?

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