Ghost World2001

[Enid and Rebecca try to call on Josh at his apartment, but there's no answer at the door]

Enid:
I bet he's in there jerking off.

Rebecca:
I bet he never jerks off.

Enid:
Yeah, he's beyond human stuff like that.

Rebecca:
Should we leave a note?

Enid:
Yeah. You got a pen?

Rebecca:
Yeah. [pulls out a pen]

Enid:
[takes a tag left on Josh's door handle and starts writing on it, leaning on Rebecca's back] "Dear Josh, we came by to f*** you, but you were not home. Therefore, you are gay. Signed Tiffany and Amber." [puts it back on Josh's door handle]

Rebecca:
You're gonna leave that?

Enid:
Why not?