Ghost World2001

Zine-O-Phobia creep #1:
Whoever told you that bullshit about boiling is out of his mind. Carpet beetles are the only way to get flesh off a corpse.

Zine-O-Phobia creep #2:
I'm just telling you what he said.

Enid:
[having just walked into the store] Don't you creeps ever talk about anything nice? Don't you ever talk about fluffy kittens or the Easter Bunny?

Zine-O-Phobia creep #1:
[looking at Enid's green hair and leather jacket] Look who's talking, Little Miss Badass.

Zine-O-Phobia creep #2:
Yeah, nice outfit. Who are you supposed to be, Cyndi Lauper?

Enid:
Blow me, doofus.