History of the World, Part I1981

Emperor Caesar:
What's under the sheet?

Marcus Vindictus:
Sheet? Oh! Oh, the sheet. Yes. To begin with, number one, a beautiful hand-carved alabaster bathing vessel!

Emperor Caesar:
Nice. Nice. Not thrilling...but nice.

Marcus:
Aha! But to fill the tub, behind curtain number two, treasure from the Orient! [music starts to play]

Emperor Caesar:
Treasure. Bathtub... Treasure bath. I'm going to have a treasure bath! Treasure baaath! [laughs and screams]

Marcus Vindictus:
Oh, Nympho. I would do anything, anything if you'd only grant me your favors. How can I entice you? How can I ensnare you? What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant.

Empress Nympho:
Ahh, but the servant waits, while the master baits!

[Emperor Caesar laughs, then pulls a serious face, then pulls a golden disc from his behind.]

Emperor Caesar:
Here, wash this.

Servant:
Oh, yes, sire.

[He groans]