Inside Out2015

Disgust:
On a scale of 1 to 10, I give this day an “F”.

Anger:
[throws down a copy of "The Mind Reader" with the headline, "Riley Quits Hockey"] Well, why don’t we quit standing around and do something? [kicks a chair]

Disgust:
Like what, genius?

Fear:
[walking towards the recall tube with a suitcase] Like quitting! That’s what I’m doing. Sure, it’s the coward’s way out, but this coward’s gonna survive! [the tube closes around him, but he clogs it up and the massive amount of memory orbs force it open and he lands back down on the floor]

Disgust:
Emotions can’t quit, genius! [Fear has accidentally swallowed a disgusting memory and spits it up, making Disgust recoil] Ugh! I thought we were supposed to be keeping Riley happy!

Anger:
Wait a minute. Wait a minute! [runs over to the idea shelves] Ah-ha! [he grabs a bulb]

Fear:
What is it?

Anger:
Oh, nothing. Just the best idea ever.

Disgust:
What?

Anger:
All the good Core Memories were made in Minnesota. Ergo, we go back to Minnesota and make more. Ta-da!

Fear:
Wait wait wait. You’re saying we... run away?

Anger:
Well, I wouldn’t call it that. I’d call it the “Happy Core Memory Development Program”.

Fear:
You can’t be serious!

Anger:
Hey! Our life was perfect, until Mom and Dad decided to move us to San Fran-Stink-Town!

Fear:
But-but-but I mean, it’s just so drastic!

Anger:
Need I remind you how great things were there? Our room, our backyard, our friends. [he recalls a happy memory, but instead it plays the annoying gum commercial]

Singers:
TripleDent Gum will make you smile...

Anger:
DID I ASK FOR THE GUM COMMERCIAL?! [shuts it off] Anyway, it was better, that’s my point.

Disgust:
Yeah. Riley was happier in Minnesota.

Fear:
Wait, hold on. Shouldn’t we sleep on this or something?

Anger:
Fine, let’s sleep on it. Because hey, I’m sure jolly, fun-filled times are just around the corner!