Inside Out2015

Disgust:
[walking into Headquarters, sleepy along with Anger thanks to Riley waking up from a nightmare] What is going on?

Anger:
He did it again!

Fear:
[curled up in a fetal position under the control panel] We were at school, and we were naked, and there was a dog, and his back half was chasing him, and then we saw Bing Bong...!

Anger:
You idiot! It was a dream! This is ridiculous! [stomps toward the idea shelves] We can't even get a good night's sleep anymore. [he picks up the idea bulb that he had planned to use] Time to take action. Stupid mom and dad. If they hadn't moved us, none of this would've happened. Who's with me? [glances over to Fear]

Fear:
[stammers a bit] No, no, no, no, no. [Anger brings the bulb to Disgust]

Disgust:
Yeah. Let's do it.

[Anger installs the bulb, which lights up. Riley's eyes light up as well with the idea, then she picks up her laptop. The bulb sinks all the way into the console.]

Anger:
She took it. There's no turning back.

Disgust:
So how are we going to get to Minnesota from here?

Anger:
[sarcastically] Well, why don't we go down to the elephant lot and rent an elephant?

Fear:
Hey, that sounds nice.

Anger:
WE'RE TAKING THE BUS, NITWIT! [Fear winces and dives behind Disgust; Riley is now on a city bus website on her laptop] There's a bus leaving tomorrow. Perfect!

Disgust:
A ticket costs money. How do we get money?

Anger:
Mom's purse.

Disgust:
[gasps in shock] You wouldn't.

Anger:
[smugly] Oh, but I would. Where was it we saw it last? [recalls a memory, only for the umpteenth time it plays the gum commercial...]

Singers:
TripleDent Gum...

Anger:
NO! [shuts off the jingle] It's downstairs somewhere. Mom and Dad got us into this mess. They can pay to get us out.