John Q.2002

John Q. Archibald:
Who was driving?

Mitch Quigley:
Huh?

John Q. Archibald:
The car. Who was driving?

Mitch Quigley:
I was. What's that got to do with anything?

John Q. Archibald:
Why's your girl all banged up and you're not?

Mitch Quigley:
[shows light scratches on arm] What do you call this?

[Lester laughs.]

Mitch Quigley:
What are you laughing at?

Lester Matthews:
Somebody get this fool a band-aid. I don't want you to bleed to death.

Mitch Quigley:
Screw you man. This sh*t hurts.

Julie Byrd:
His airbag went off and mine didn't.

John Q. Archibald:
What kind of car do you drive?

Mitch Quigley:
Mercedes 500.

John Q. Archibald:
You drive a Mercedes 500? Oh. What year?

Mitch Quigley:
1986. It's a classic.

John Q. Archibald:
Mercedes didn't make passenger side air-bags til 1988.

Lester Matthews:
[laughs] Busted!