Knocked Up

     

Knocked Up2007

Stars: Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl, Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Rating: R
Runtime: 129 minutes

Knocked Up is a 2007 film about a one-night stand that turns into something more. more »


Jay:
Dude, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to rock this stuff! [sees Alison, embarrassed]

Jonah:
What happened, man?! If I go in there and see pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a sh*t and my sh*t looked like a stuffed animal!

Jay:
You're embarrassing me in front of company!

Jonah:
You embarrass yourself!

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