Monty Python's Life of Brian

     

Monty Python's Life of Brian1979

Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979, also known as Life of Brian) is a satirical film by the Monty Python comedy troupe about a man who is born at the same time as (and next door to) Jesus, and whose life parallels his. more »


Brian:
I'm not the Messiah!

Arthur:
I say you are, Lord, and I should know, I've followed a few!

Crowd:
Hail, Messiah!

Brian:
I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen?! I'm not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!

Woman:
Only the true Messiah denies his divinity!

Brian:
What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me?! All right, I am the Messiah!

Crowd:
He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian:
Now, f*** off!

[Silence]

Arthur:
How shall we f*** off, oh Lord?

Brian:
Oh, just go away! Leave me alone!

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