The Lion King 1½2004

[The scene repeatedly goes back and forth between a night scene where Simba wakes up Timon and a day scene where Timon is harmed during one of Simba's antics.]

Simba:
Timon, Timon! TIMON! (Timon grunts) I gotta go!

Timon:
(Voice very faint) Go? Go where?

Simba:
You know: Go! Bad!

Timon:
[gets the idea] Oh, you mean go?! Then why didn't you say so?! Come on, let's go!

(On the log bridge)

Timon:
Listen, kid, when you gotta go, you gotta go!

(On a very high tree, "Jungle Boogie" plays)

Timon:
Young lion, get down from there!

Simba:
Yahoo! All right! Hey, you guys look like ants down there!

Timon:
I'm counting to three!

(Simba jumps onto a weak branch, it breaks)

Pumbaa:
Uh oh!

(Simba continues to fall)

Timon:
One! Two!

(Pumbaa jumps onto Timon, making a pillow for Simba to land on)

Timon:
(Gasping for air) Threeeeee.

("The Lion Sleeps Tonight" starts again)

Simba:
Timon?

Timon:
Wha? Again?!

Simba:
No, I'm thirsty.

(Back on the log bridge)

Timon:
You know, kid, this means you'll be up again about 2 hours from now.

(Location:
A river leading to an 500 ft waterfall. "Jungle Boogie" plays while Simba swims peacefully. A floating camera captures Timon swimming vigurously.)

Timon:
Hang on, Simba! I'll save ya!

(Simba goes off the waterfall; Pumbaa catches him.)

Timon:
(falls) YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

("The Lion Sleeps Tonight" Plays Yet Again)

Simba:
Timon? (frowns)

(Back to the log bridge)

Timon:
(extremely tired) You know, I'm gonna get old walking over this thing.

(Simba Pounces Timon in the Air, "Jungle Boogie" plays for a final time.)

Timon:
YYAAAAAAAAAAAYAYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAYAYYYYYYYAAAY!

("The Lion Sleeps Tonight" plays for a final time)

Simba:
Timon?

(Music finally stops. Timon grabs his ears in stress.)

Timon:
(Angry with bloodshot eyes) WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST THE CONCEPT OF A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP, HUH?!

Simba:
Actually, I had a bad dream.