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[King Arthur and Patsy have just witnessed a black knight defeat a green one and approach the victor]

King Arthur:
You Fight with the strength of many men sir Knight. [The Black Knight looks at him in Silence] I am Arthur King of the Britons. [The Black Knight doesn't respond as Arthur looks at Patsy and back at the Knight] I seek the finest and the bravest Knights in the land to join Me in my court at Camelot. [Still no response as Arthur looks at Patsy and back at the Knight] You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me? [The Black Knight remains silent as Arthur looks at Patsy and back at him] You make me sad. So be it. Come Patsy.

Black Knight:
None shall pass.

King Arthur:
What?

Black Knight:
None shall pass!

King Arthur:
I have no quarrel with you good Sir Knight, But I must cross this bridge.

Black Knight:
Then you shall die.

King Arthur:
I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

Black Knight:
I move for no man.

King Arthur:
So be it!

[they fight until Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's left arm]

King Arthur:
Now, stand aside, worthy adversary.

Black Knight:
'Tis but a scratch.

King Arthur:
A scratch? Your arm's off!

Black Knight:
No, it isn't.

King Arthur:
Well, what's that then?

Black Knight:
I've had worse.

King Arthur:
You liar!

Black Knight:
Come on, you pansy!

[they fight again. Arthur cuts off the Knight's right arm]

King Arthur:
Victory is mine! [kneels to pray] We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mer -

[the Black Knight kicks him]

Black Knight:
Come on, then. [keeps kicking]

King Arthur:
What?

Black Knight:
Have at you! [keeps kicking]

King Arthur:
You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.

Black Knight:
Oh, had enough, eh?

King Arthur:
Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

Black Knight:
Yes I Have.

King Arthur:
Look!

Black Knight:
It's just a flesh wound. [kicks Arthur again]

King Arthur:
Look stop that!

Black Knight:
Chicken. [keeps kicking] Chicken!

King Arthur:
Look, I'll Have your Leg. [the Black knight kicks him] Right! [cuts off the Black Knight's right leg while the knight attempts to kick him]

Black Knight:
Right, I'll do you for that. [while Hoping on just one leg]

King Arthur:
You'll What?!

Black Knight:
Come Here!

King Arthur:
What are you gonna do bleed on me?

Black Knight:
I'm Invincible!

King Arthur:
You're a looney.

Black Knight:
The Black Knight always triumphs! have at you! come on then. [King Arthur has just cut the Black Knight's last leg off]

[The Black Knight now completely Quadriplegic looks around and then up as Arthur sheaths his Sword]

Black Knight:
All right, we'll call it a draw.

King Arthur:
[Preparing to leave] Come, Patsy.

[King Arthur and Patsy ride off]

Black Knight:
Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!