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Sir Lancelot:
Look, my liege! [trumpets blare to a shot of a castle]

King Arthur:
[awed] Camelot!

Sir Galahad:
Camelot!

Sir Lancelot:
Camelot!

Patsy:
It's only a model.

King Arthur:
Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!

[The inhabitants of Camelot sing "Knights of the Round Table"]

Knights of the Round Table:
[singing and dancing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot.

Knight:
[somberly] I have to push the pram a lot.

[Cut back to Arthur]

King Arthur:
On second thoughts, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.