Mr. & Mrs. Smith

     

Mr. & Mrs. Smith2005

Genre: Thriller
Mr. & Mrs. Smith is a 2005 romantic action comedy film starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as a bored married couple who learn that they are both assassins hired by competing agencies to kill each other. more »


[at the counselor's office]

Counselor:
How often do you have sex?

Jane:
I don't understand the question.

John:
Yeah I'm lost, is this a one to ten thing?

Jane:
Yeah, is, like, ten nothing or one? 'Cause tech- technically speaking, zero would be nothing.

[after a long pause]

Counselor:
How 'bout this week?

[another long pause]

John:
Including the weekends?

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