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Pete:
Bros before hoes.

Pete:
Junk before Trunk.

Teddy:
Balls before dolls.

Pete:
Padres before I sleep with two Madres.

Teddy:
Brad Pitt before Grab Glit.

Pete:
These nuts before skinny sluts.

Teddy:
Masturbate before ask her to date.

Pete:
Beef stew before watching The View.

Teddy:
Male erection before One Direction.

Pete:
Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie.

Teddy:
Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy.

Pete:
Man purses before regular purses.

Teddy:
Sports before genital warts.

Pete:
John Madden before Jasmine from Aladdin.