Project X2012

Rob:
[knocking on the door] Hey, Thomas. Look man I don't want to be a dick here or anything, but your friend Oliver came by earlier and told me you guys were having a little party but this is too much.

Thomas:
Yeah. We actually should be winding down like midnight, maybe 1. Is that okay?

Rob:
No, it's not. I'm sorry. The baby can't sleep and Melinda's gotta be up early for work.

Costa:
[walks up] F*** yeah! My boy Rob is here to rage! Good to see you, brother.

Rob:
Whoa, yeah. Actually I'm not raging, but I'm just telling Thomas it's time to shut it down.

Costa:
You can't be serious. This is a great party. What the f***?

Rob:
I am serious because it's 11:30 at night and it's time to wrap it up.

J.B.:
Hey, hey, hey. Why don't we just bring everyone to the back and lower the volume a bit.

Rob:
Guys, this isn't a request! The party's over.

Costa:
I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree then, aren't we?

Rob:
Listen to me. Thomas, either shut it down or I'm calling the cops. Fine, f*** it! I'm calling the f***ing cops.

[gets a taser shot by Everett]

Costa:
F***! Oh sh*t!

J.B.:
Jesus f***ing Christ! What did you do that for?

Costa:
[Rob punches Everett in the face] Are you f***ing kidding me? I will f***ing kill you!

Rob:
The little f*** tazed me! I'm definitely calling the cops now!

Costa:
You punched a kid in the face! I'm calling the cops on your ass now!

Rob:
Do it, genius! It's all on tape. I just saw this mother f***er record it right here.

Dax:
No, all I got was you punching that little child's face.

Rob:
F*** you!

Costa:
Go home, Robert!