Ralph Breaks the Internet2018

[In Game Central Station, a new plug is inserted, and the sign above reads “WIFI”.]

Wreck-It Ralph:
“Whiffy”? Or “Wifey”? Well, it’s either whiffleball or an arranged marriage game.

Sonic the Hedgehog:
It’s actually pronounced “Wi-Fi”, Ralph.

Ralph:
Yeah, that’s what I said.

Sonic:
And Wi-Fi is the Internet, which is an online community where human beings go to shop and play games and socialize.

Vanellope von Schweetz:
Ooh, fun!

[Immediately, Surge Protector appears.]

Surge Protector:
No, it is not! That sign right there says “WIFI”, but what it should say is “DIE-FI”. [chuckles, but no one responds.] That’s a little humor there, but seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at. [as he speaks, Surge Protector begins putting police tape around the entrance.] It is new, it is different, and therefore we should fear it. So keep out, for Pete’s sake, and get to work. The arcade’s about to open!