Red Rock West1993

Truck Driver:
[points gun at Michael's head] Does that tickle? 'Cause it won't if I pull the trigger! What the hell are you doing on my truck?

Michael:
Sorry boss, I didn't mean to scare 'ya.

Truck Driver:
[Smiles and points the gun closer] Do I look scared to you? What the hell are you doing on my truck?

Michael:
I was just trying to ditch my old lady.

Truck Driver:
You were WHAT?

Michael:
Yeah, she caught me in the barn, and I wasn't supposed to be there, and she started sproutin' horns and sh*t.

Truck Driver:
Bullshit. Bullshit. [c*cks gun and smiles] Look at that uncontrolled response to bullshit. I hate it when that happens!

Michael:
Yeah, I don't like it either, but I had to get the hell out of there.

Truck Driver:
So you just climbed up on my truck?

Michael:
Yeah.

Truck Driver:
That's kind of stupid, isn't it?

Michael:
Yeah, well, you haven't met my wife. She's spooky.

Truck Driver:
Yeah? Yeah? You're lying to me. Get off my truck. Come on, get off. [truck driver goes back inside his vehicle and offers Michael a lift]

Michael:
[Michael climbs off the truck] Oh, man.