Kung Fu Panda2008

[Po sees the Furious Five up close for the first time, watching him with curious expressions]

Po:
Whoa, the Furious Five! You're so much bigger than your action figures! Except for you, Mantis. You're about the same.

[Mantis gives Po a glare as one of his antennae twitches.]

Shifu:
Go ahead, Panda. Show us what you can do.

Po:
[uneasily] Uh, are they gonna watch, or should I just wait until they get back to work or somethin'?

Shifu:
Hit it.

Po:
[stalling] Yeah, well, I just ate, so I'm still digesting, so my Kung Fu may not be as good as... later on...

Shifu:
Just hit it.

Po:
Uh, okay. [looks over at the training dummy] What'cha got? You got nothing, cause I got it right here. You pickin' on my friends? [quickly shuffles his feet] Get ready to feel the thunder, I'm comin' at you with the crazy feet. What'cha gonna do about crazy feet? Come on. I'm a blur, I'm a blur. You've never seen bear style, you've only seen praying mantis. Or monkey-style.

[He starts chattering like a monkey; Monkey raises his eyebrows]

Po:
Or snickety-snake--

Shifu:
[annoyed] Would you hit it?!

Po:
[stops]All right.(annoyed)

[He gives the dummy a little tap with his fist, making it lean back.]

Shifu:
Why don't you try again? A little harder?

[Po punches the dummy, sending it hurtling backwards.]

Po:
Ha! How's tha--?

[The dummy swings back, knocking his tooth out and sending him flying into the training hall's obstacle course. The Five start forward, but Shifu holds up his hand to stop them.]

Po:
(accidentally does a split on the moving ropes) Oh, that hurts!

[A spiked pendulum swings towards him and hits him square in the face, knocking him into Crane's tilting bowl, hitting his head several times]

Shifu:
[very amused] This'll be easier than I thought.

[Po spills out of the tilting bowl, and wanders to the moving arm guard section]

Po:
Feeling a little nauseous.

[He pushes one arm, starting a chain reaction that causes him to get hit repeatedly in the face, belly, legs, arms...]

Po:
Ow! Oh, those are hard...!

[...then in the scrotum.]

Po:
Ooh-hoo-hoo! [drops to knees, rises and covers crotch] My tenders!

[In pain, he rests one hand on a moving arm, starting the whole chain reaction over again, and smacking him into the fire floor area.]

Po:
Uh-oh.

[Cut back to Shifu and the Furious Five who wince and look away as we hear fire burning and Po screaming. He slumps over next to Shifu, burnt and charred.]

Po:
How did I do?

Shifu:
There is now a Level Zero.

[He snuffs out a flame on top of Po's head.]