Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse2018

Lyla:
You're a bit late.

Miguel O'Hara:
Can't all be everywhere at once.

Lyla:
A little text might have been nice.

Miguel:
I was gone for less than two hours. What happened?

Lyla:
Okay, okay, okay. I know what it looks like, but... here's the good news.

Miguel:
Oh, here we go.

Lyla:
The multiverse didn't collapse.

Miguel:
Oh, cool!

Lyla:
A little touch and go. It worked out.

Miguel:
Great story. Hey, did you finish the goober?

Lyla:
It's not a goober. It's a gizmo.

Miguel:
You always have to call me out? It's just really frustrating and that bums me out.

Lyla:
Don't get too excited, Miguel. It's just a prototype.

Miguel:
Not excited.

Lyla:
But you could be the first person to make an autonomous multiverse jump. Or the last.

Miguel:
Okay, so we're just... gonna roll the dice on this?

Lyla:
So what do you say, pal? Where do you want to go first?

Miguel:
Let's start at the beginning, one last time. Earth-67.

[Miguel jumps into Earth-67 and meets that universe's Spider-Man]

Miguel:
Whoa!

1967 Spider-Man:
What the–?

Miguel:
I'm Spider-Man. I need you to come with me.

'67 Spider-Man:
[pointing at Miguel] Who the heck are you?

Miguel:
[pointing back] I, I just told you. Now listen, listen. I'm from the future.

'67 Spider-Man:
[pointing back] How dare you point at me.

Miguel:
[pointing back] You, you were pointing first.

'67 Spider-Man:
[pointing back] It's rude to point.

Miguel:
[pointing back] You're being very rude! You're not even believing what I'm saying!

Police officer:
Which one pointed first?

J. Jonah Jameson:
Spider-Man pointed first. Obviously!

Miguel:
[as both Spider-Men continue to point at each other] You're pointing at me right now! Look at you! Look what you did there! Look at your finger right now!

'67 Spider-Man:
It's different than normal pointing.

Miguel:
You are pointing...

'67 Spider-Man:
You haven't seen pointing until I'm through with you.

Miguel:
You're accusing me of pointing... what are you...