Thank You for Smoking2006

Jeff Megall:
Do you know what time it is in Tokyo, Nick?

Nick Naylor:
No.

Jeff Megall:
4 pm tomorrow. It's the future, Nick. Anyway for Pitt to smoke it's 10 million, for the pair it's 25.

Nick Naylor:
25?! Usually when I buy 2 of something I get a discount. What's the extra 5 for?

Jeff Megall:
Synergy. These are not stupid people, they got it right away. Pitt and Zeta-Jones lighting up after some cosmic f***ing in the bubble suite's gonna sell a lot of cigarettes.

Nick Naylor:
Well for that kind of money, my people will expect some very serious smoking. Can Brad blow smoke rings?

Jeff Megall:
I don't have that information.

Nick Naylor:
Well for 25 million, we'd want smoke rings.

Jeff Megall:
Oh, one other thing. You'll be co-financing this picture with the Sultan of Glutan.

Nick Naylor:
The Sultan of Glutan, the one that massacred and enslaved his own people? Aren't they calling him the Hitler of the South Pacific?

Jeff Megall:
I can't speak to that. In all my dealings with him he's been a very reasonable and sensitive guy, he's fun, you'll like him. [his phone beeps] Oh, thats London calling, it's 7 am in the old empire.

Nick Naylor:
Jeff, when do you sleep?

Jeff Megall:
Sunday.