Thor: Ragnarok2017

[Thor arrives at the Asgardian Palace to see a giant statue of Loki and the crowd watching a play re-enactment of Loki's death]

Loki Actor:
Oh, Brother. This is it. I take my leave.

Thor Actor:
You fool, you didn't listen!

Loki Actor:
I'm sorry.

Thor Actor:
Lady Sif, get help!

Sif Actress:
[runs] Somebody, help!

Loki Actor:
Sorry for all I've done.

Thor Actor:
Shh. It's all right. Hold on.

Loki Actor:
I'm sorry I tried to rule Earth.

Thor Actor:
[sobbing] They'd be lucky to have you!

Loki Actor:
I'm sorry about that thing with the Tesseract. I just couldn't help myself.

Thor Actor:
I know.

Loki Actor:
I'm a trickster!

Thor Actor:
[smiles proudly] Yes, so mischievous!

Loki Actor:
Sorry about that time I turned you into a frog.

Thor Actor:
It was a wonderful joke.

"Odin":
[Loki is disguised as Odin, watching the play with immense glee] 'Twas indeed hilarious.

Thor Actor:
You are the savior of Asgard.

Loki Actor:
Tell my story.

Thor Actor:
I will.

Loki Actor:
Build a statue for me.

Thor Actor:
We will build a big statue for you.

Loki Actor:
With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns.

Thor Actor:
[sobbing] I will tell Father what you did here today.

"Odin":
[whispering] I didn't do it for him.

Loki Actor:
I didn't do it...for him.

[Loki Actor "dies" as the choir sings chorus]

Thor Actor:
[as hammy as humanly possible...for an Asgardian, anyway] NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Odin Actor:
And so, Loki died of his wounds, giving his life for ours. He fought back those disgusting elves, he brought peace to the realm. [a blue boy appears on stage] Loki, my boy. 'Twas many moons ago I found you on that frostbitten battlefield. On that day, I did not yet see in you, Asgard's savior. No. You were merely a little blue baby icicle...that melted this old fool's heart.