Thor: Ragnarok2017

Thor:
So Earth has...wizards now, huh? [accidentally destroys a relic and tries to fix it]

Stephen Strange:
I prefer the term "Master of the Mystic Arts". You can leave that be now.

Thor:
All right, wizard. Who are you and why should I care?

Strange:
My name is Dr. Stephen Strange, and I have some questions for you. Take a seat.

[Thor and Strange are now sitting in high-backed chairs]

Strange:
Tea?

Thor:
I don't drink tea.

Strange:
What do you drink?

Thor:
Not tea.

[Thor has a stein of beer in his hand]

Strange:
So, I keep a watch list of individuals and beings from other realms that may be a threat to this world. Your adopted brother, Loki, is one of these beings.

Thor:
He's a worthy inclusion.

Strange:
[while reversing time to refill the beer] Then why bring him here?

Thor:
We're looking for my father.

Strange:
So, if I told you where Odin was, all parties concerned would promptly return to Asgard?

Thor:
Promptly.

Strange:
Great. Then I'll help you.

Thor:
If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me?

Strange:
I have to tell you, he was adamant that he didn’t want to be disturbed. Your father said he had chosen to remain in exile. And you don't have a phone.

Thor:
No, I don't have a phone, but you could have sent an electronic letter. It's called an email.

Strange:
Yeah. Do you have a computer?

Thor:
No. What for?

Strange:
[sarcastic] Uh-huh.

Thor:
Anyway, my father is no longer in exile. So if you could tell me where he is, I can take him home.

Strange:
Gladly. He's in Norway. [they go to a bookshelf and Strange flips through mystic books] I'm just seeing whether this incantation requires any Asgardian modifications. Nope. We don't need that.

Thor:
[Strange is using his powers, making him spill his beer] Will you stop doing that?

Strange:
I need just one strand of your hair.

Thor:
Let me explain something. My hair is not to be meddled with. [Strange rips out one of his hairs] Agh!

[Strange teleports himself and Thor back to the main hallway, Thor tumbles down the stairs]

Thor:
We could have just walked.

Strange:
[opening a portal to Norway] He's waiting for you.

Thor:
All right.

Strange:
Don't forget your umbrella.

Thor:
Yes, of course. [motions his hand for the umbrella, seemingly destroying the New York Sanctum. Strange looks unamused and rolls his eyes] ... Sorry. [the umbrella finally comes and he removes some shattered glass from it] There we go, I suppose I'll need my brother back.

Strange:
Hmm? Oh, yeah. Right.

[Strange opens a portal and Loki falls back through]

Loki:
I have been falling for thirty minutes!!!

Strange:
You can handle him from here.

Thor:
Right. Thank you very much for your help.

Strange:
Good luck.

Loki:
"Handle me"? Who are you? [pulls out his blades]

Thor:
Loki...

Loki:
You think you're some kind of sorcerer?! Don't think for one minute, you second-rate –

Strange:
Alright. Buh-bye! [sends Thor and Loki through a portal]