Thor: Ragnarok2017

Thor:
Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were gonna fight side-by-side forever, but at the end of the day, you're you and I'm me. I don't know, maybe there's still some good in you. But let's be honest: our paths diverged a long time ago.

Loki:
[sighs] Yeah. It's probably for the best that we never see each other again.

Thor:
Its what you always wanted. [He claps Loki on the shoulder. Suddenly, he has an idea.] Hey, let's do "Get Help".

Loki:
[slightly confuzzled] What?

Thor:
"Get Help".

Loki:
[seeing what Thor is getting at] No.

Thor:
C'mon, you love it.

Loki:
I hate it.

Thor:
It's great. It works every time.

Loki:
It's humiliating.

Thor:
You got a better plan?

Loki:
No.

Thor:
We're doin' it.

Loki:
[thoroughly exasperated] We are not doing "Get Help".

[Thor gives Loki a devilish smirk. Flash-cut to the elevator opening to a seemingly unconscious Loki with one arm slung over a distressed Thor's shoulder.]

Thor:
GET HELP! Please! My brother's dying! Get help! Help him! [He chucks Loki at the guards, knocking them unconscious.] Ahh, classic!

Loki:
[stands up looking 100% done with this shenaniganery] Still hate it! It's humiliating!

Thor:
Well, not for me, it's not!