VeggieTales1999

(The Veggie kids watch intently as a TV commercial plays)

Wally P. Nezzer:
(dressed as Santa Claus) Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Hey kids, do you have the "don't know what I want for Christmas" blues? If I know my toys, and you know I do, than I know just what you're looking for. You want a toy that's fun. You want a toy that's cute. Most importantly, you want a toy with a fully-functioning buzzsaw in his right hand. That's right, you want Buzz-Saw Louie!

(camera shows the toy and demonstrates the buzzsaw)

Mr. Nezzer:
Cool, huh? But wait, there's more! Buzz-Saw Louie also knows the true meaning of Christmas. All you have to do is push his nose and... (presses the Louie's nose)

Buzzsaw Louie:
Christmas is when you get stuff! You need more toys!

Mr. Nezzer:
Getting your own doll is easy. Just have your parents place an order, and one of our trained penguins will deliver it right to your door.

Announcer:
Delivery not available to Pugslyville due to the collapse of the Pugslyville Bridge.

Mr. Nezzer:
So take it from me, Mr. Nezzer... I mean, Santa Claus and his little elf helper.

Mr Lunt:
(wearing pointed ears and hat) Look at me, I'm an elf!

Mr. Nezzer:
You just won't be happy until you have Buzz-Saw Louie, the only toy with a working buzzsaw and the true meaning of Christmas.

Buzzsaw Louie:
Billy has more toys than you.

(The kids go wee wee wee all the way home whining and begging for Buzz Saw Louie)

Junior:
MOM MOM I NEED MORE TOYS!!!

Percy:
Billy has more toys than me!

Dad:
Who's Billy?

Percy:
I don't know but he has more toys than me!

Laura:
I want a Buzz Saw Louie!

Lenny:
I want 10 Buzz Saw Louies!

Both:
Cuz that's the true meaning of Christmas!