The Last Boy Scout1991

Jimmy Dix:
Man, you couldn't protect a cup of warm piss.

[throws ice at Joe]

Joe Hallenbeck:
Why don't you just go ahead and hit me?

Jimmy Dix:
Excuse me?

Joe Hallenbeck:
Come on, chicken sh*t. Bust me in the chops. You don't think an old guy like me could hurt ya, do ya Jimmy?

Jimmy Dix:
So now you know my name?

Joe Hallenbeck:
James Alexander Dix. Quarterback for the L.A. Stallions, '89-'90. Banned from the league on gambling charges, allegations of drug abuse. Another tragic tale of wasted youth.

Jimmy Dix:
[stands up from his chair] Now you're starting to piss me off.

Joe Hallenbeck:
It's about f***in' time. I'm Joe Hallenbeck.

Joe Hallenbeck:
[Joe reaches out his hand, Jimmy slaps it] I'm a private detective.

Jimmy Dix:
You're like a f***in' lowlife to me.

Joe Hallenbeck:
At least I didn't sh*t my talent away on coke.

[Jimmy tries to punch Joe, who subsequently blocks his punch and pushes him on the ground]

Joe Hallenbeck:
[noticing his spilled whiskey] I spilled my warm cup of piss.