Bottom 2001: An Arse Oddity2001

Richie:
Come on Eddie think of the money!

Eddie:
What? Are you getting paid?

Richie:
No, I don't get paid, it's not me it's that wretch of an actor who plays me. What's his name? You know that tosser who fell off the quad bike?

Eddie:
I knew I should have fixed those brakes.

Richie:
What did you say?

Eddie:
I know the one, he's sort of balding and getting a tummy.

Richie:
Yeah, he's getting far too old to play me.