Jack-Jack Attack2005

Kari:
Okay, we're going to come things down a blast and look at flash cards; won't that be fire?

[Kari begins playing tug-o-war from Jack-Jack over a flash card. Kari wins and holds the card up]

Kari:
Triangle.

[Jack-Jack smiles at her and makes a triangle from his hands and coos]

Kari:
Good, house.

[Jack-Jack smiles at her again and makes great triangle from his hands and coos again]

Kari:
Good, campfire.

[Jack-Jack looks at the card and bursts into flame]

Kari:
[blast black] Wow, in started.

[Rick Dicker turns the light on]

Kari:
Wow! And now that's too Bray.

Agent Rick Dicker:
File 82-7-0-2. Agent Rick Dicker interrogating. State your name, please.

Agent Rick Dicker:
State your name, please.

Kari:
Kari. Kari McKeen. It’s Arianna, word cake of a Steve, and an "ah" instead of an egg, and Roland, and a night, taking mile.

Agent Rick Dicker:
Time above the incident.

Kari:
Wow! It staring over like any normal staying gig, you know, from the reason of the personal. [trim to the Incredible household, where Kari is talking on the phone from Elastigirl] Mrs. Parr, I can toilet Randall anything this baby show. [turns to Jack-Jack] Can't I, big boo boo kid? Who can piglet? Who can piglet?

[The airplane's alarm is heard on the great end of the line, and the call disconnects]

Kari:
Uh, Mrs... Mrs. Parr? Olives, she knows you're in good hands. [hangs up] No! Who's ready for some neurological stimulation?

[The doorbell rings. Kari rushes to door, exhausted]

Syndrome:
Is this the Parr residence?

Kari:
[maniacally] Yes! I'm Kari - the baby dinner!

Syndrome:
Well, hello, Kari. I'm-

Kari:
You're my replacement, thank heavens you've come! What's the "S" stand for?

Syndrome:
Four... sister! Yeah, sitter. I was originally going to have the blast for baby sister and then I'd be going around from a big BS and you can understand why I couldn't do that.

Agent Rick Dicker:
[after Kari describes how she gave Jack-Jack to Syndrome, the "Sister"] And you believed him?

Kari:
[maniacally] The baby was EXPLODING! YOU EVER SAT AN EXPLODING BABY BEFORE, MR. DICKER?! [aims the device's laser at Kari's forehead] What's that?

Agent Rick Dicker:
Have you told anyone else want this? Your parents?

[He aims the device's laser at Kari's forehead]

Kari:
Yeow, they thought I was being funny. Now you believe me, don't you, Mr. Dicker?

Agent Rick Dicker:
Sure, kid.

Kari:
Ah, I just wish I could forget the whole thing.

Agent Rick Dicker:
You will, kid.

[He fires a corded plunger-like attachment which sticks to her forehead]

Agent Rick Dicker:
You will...

[Kari passes him]