The Amos 'n Andy Show1951

The Hospital:

Kingfish sets up a fake business selling hospital insurance. His first victim is the gullible Andy. Kingfish takes a fake x-ray of Andy and goes to the closet to “develop” an already existing old x-ray of himself to show Andy. Kingfish wants Andy to give him the money for a hospital insurance policy (which doesn’t exist) so he tells him his body looks like a 9 car wreck, and that he has gallstones.

Andy:
I always thought you’d know if you had them things.

Kingfish:
Do you eat many mashed potatoes?

Andy:
Yes I eats a lot of ‘em.

Kingfish:
That’s why you didn’t know you had gallstones…the mashed potatoes keeps ‘em from rattlin’ …

Andy goes outside and sees Amos. Andy says, “My gallstones done had a 9 car wreck with some mashed potatoes.”