The Lorax2012

The Once-ler:
Why are you so interested in trees, anyway? Why aren't you like other kids? Break-dancing and wearing bell-bottoms and playing the Donkey Kongs?

Ted:
[laughs] Yeah. Right, right. I don't know. Uh, I just thought it might be kinda cool to have one, you know.

The Once-ler:
[knowingly] Aaah, it's a girl, isn't it?

Ted:
[scoffs] What? No!

The Once-ler:
Really? 'Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well, that's because he's a guy, but if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl.

Ted:
Hey, she is not some girlǃ She's a woman. In high school. And she loves trees. And I'm gonna get her one.

The Once-ler:
Aww. How nice to see someone so undeterred by things like reality.

Ted:
(sincerely) Thank you.